The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny instruments.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Fart into the buttpiece to make some real music. Best pre-play meal: Ro-Beans.
A piano, but instead of piano sounds it’s farts!
The Selfartgoglepoo is an instrument of the island of Selfartgogle in the world of Selfartgoglepoodesgtraphidlepoo.
Makes a beautiful sound. It’s called farting.
Jazz, but with your butt.
Pee-ano and trum-pee-t.
First, you've got to get a bunch of people doing ass clapping. Loud clappers, soft clappers, and a very good conductor to make it sounds like a real song. But it’s butts.
It starts and smells!
Use with precaution.
Try not to fart on his hand.